1. 06:00 11th Mar 2011

    douchebags, everywhere
    tried the margs
    —too sweet
    awful
    but
    getting people fucked up

    free shots & dancin’
    might get one of those
    yard-size daquiris

    — poem composed in and about Señor Frog’s by Mike, a Bruise Cruiser, as excerpted in this week’s cover story.